My sweet daughter loves to say things like, "if you are wearing pink you can do this". So at dinner, she was saying, "if you are a kid you can eat, if you are a big person you can't eat."She kept going and got louder and louder. I said, " If your name is Madeline, you are very loud." Her reply was, "If you are mommy, you are too mean and bossy!" Nice! My kids think I am mean and bossy. I tried to explain that after asking them to do something several times with no results, I have to resort to threatening them at times. But they just don't get it. The crazy thing is, they always want me. They fight over who gets to sit behind me in the car, or beside me on the couch or at dinner. So maybe I am not that mean and bossy.